Dimpled Unicorn

This blog is dedicated to nothing in particular, but you'll see a lot of funny things (at least I find them funny). Hope you like it!

Anonymous asked: do you know any good scary stories?

marehy:

thunder-boobs:

fantasizingfunerals:

refreshes:

grilledcheezed:

i was reading these yesterday i thought they were pretty scary omg

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OMG #3 SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND NOTHING SCARES ME.

okay some of these scared the shit out of me not gonna lie

literally fuck you. all of you. why the fuck did i even click on that fucking link. i was just lying in bed in the dark and i didn’t even have my blankets on, simply because i felt save. and now i’M IN THE FUCKING CORNER OF MY ROOM WITH ALL POSSIBLE LIGHTS ON AND MY BLANKET COVERING MY WHOLE BODY. FUCK YOU.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time. 😋

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time. 😋