Dimpled Unicorn

This blog is dedicated to nothing in particular, but you'll see a lot of funny things (at least I find them funny). Hope you like it!

nashviille:

"You were my sunrise and my sunset and I know I never told you that but god damn I should’ve but it’s too late now because you’ve got your arm around her and I’m trying not to fall apart and cry like the rain that’s falling on us right now and oh god you’re gonna kiss her face and it should’ve been me because I would’ve followed you into the dark and I’m so infatuated with you and she doesn’t even know the color of your eyes and now I’m digging my nails into my skin and shaking like the wind because god damn it should’ve been me."

nashviille:

"You were my sunrise and my sunset and I know I never told you that but god damn I should’ve but it’s too late now because you’ve got your arm around her and I’m trying not to fall apart and cry like the rain that’s falling on us right now and oh god you’re gonna kiss her face and it should’ve been me because I would’ve followed you into the dark and I’m so infatuated with you and she doesn’t even know the color of your eyes and now I’m digging my nails into my skin and shaking like the wind because god damn it should’ve been me."

"Finalmente 15" não era pra acontecer um grande plot twist, não? 👽

"Finalmente 15" não era pra acontecer um grande plot twist, não? 👽

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy